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Title: The Catalan Opening, Part IV
Fandom: Fútbol
Pairing: Puyol/Piqué, various others
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word count: ~4000 (~18000 total)
Summary: AU cop dramedy. Police Chief Carles Puyol hunts for a killer and, in the process of doing so, saves his own life. A very loose interpretation of the "Piqué cheers Puyi up" prompt on the football kink meme.
Disclaimer: Lies.

( "The Pale Knight?" Carles repeated sceptically a few minutes later... )

Title: The Catalan Opening, Part III
Fandom: Fútbol
Pairing: Puyol/Piqué (hear, hear, Dr Sid!), various others
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Word count: ~4400 this chapter (~14000 so far)
Summary: AU cop dramedy. Police Chief Carles Puyol hunts for a killer and, in the process of doing so, saves his own life. A very loose interpretation of the "Piqué cheers Puyi up" prompt on the football kink meme.
A/N: This is probably the longest thing I've written and I've been with it so long that I sort of hate it, and it's not even over yet. Which is just to say that feedback and concrit would be especially appreciated. Thank you! :)
Disclaimer: Lies.

( They found Robin van Persie in the back of an alley with a bullet through his brain... )

Title: I am independent of the sea
Fandom: Fútbol
Pairing: Leo Messi/Ibrahim Afellay
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~1100
Summary: Virgin!Ibi, for this prompt on the kink meme. Title from a poem of Hafiz.
Disclaimer: Lies.

( Ibi is circumcised... )

Title: The Catalan Opening, Part II
Fandom: Fútbol
Pairing: Puyol-centric gen with a large side of slash, featuring the Barça boys and their friends and rivals.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~5000 this chapter (~9700 so far)
Summary: AU cop dramedy. Police Chief Carles Puyol hunts for a killer and, in the process of doing so, saves his own life. A very loose interpretation of the "Piqué cheers Puyi up" prompt on the football kink meme.
Disclaimer: Lies.

( Piqué's giant backpack was almost as tall as he was... )

Title: The Catalan Opening, Part I
Fandom: Fútbol
Pairing: Puyol-centric gen with a large side of slash, featuring (in this part): Piqué, Valdés, Villa, Silva, Xavi, the Alcântara brothers, and a few others.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~4700 so far
Summary: AU cop dramedy. Police Chief Carles Puyol hunts for a killer and, in the process of doing so, saves his own life. A very loose interpretation of the "Piqué cheers Puyi up" prompt on the football kink meme.
Disclaimer: Lies!

( It was about six or seven months after Carles's first heart-attack -- long enough that they'd stopped walking on eggshells around him, short enough that he still got reproachful looks from the mossos when he tried to order pizza... )

Title: All Roads Lead
Fandom: Football
Pairing: Gen or Gerrard/Torres, mentions of Gerrard/Alonso
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word count: ~600
Summary: Five moments that shed light on the Torres transfer debacle. Stevie's POV.
Disclaier: Lies.

( Once, he'd taken Fernando to dinner. )

Title: Six haikus about specific people
Fandom: Football
Pairing: Gen, various
Rating: G
Word count: ~100
Summary: Notes on the season so far (EPL and La Liga). 
Disclaimer: Lies.

( F, G, X, M, K, T )

Title: Baum mit Stern
Fandom: Fußball
Pairing: Gen, Lahmsteiger (ha) if you squint
Rating: G
Word count: ~1200
Summary: Christmas Kinderfic!  Philipp's class is doing a nativity play; Philipp is not impressed. Inspired by that epic Arne Friedrich interview with tree!Phillipp.
A/N: Thanks to the air travel stupidity at Heathrow, this fic also comes auf Deutsch.  Many, many thanks also to the wonderful linndechir for her much-needed salvage work on the German version. Any remaining mistakes are mine. 
Disclaimer: Lies.

( Philipp starrte entsetzt auf das Chaos vor seinen Augen... )
( Philipp gazed in wide-eyed dismay at the chaos before him... )

Title: How We Build Mountains
Fandom: ST:TOS
Pairing: Scotty/Uhura, some background Kirk/Spock
Rating: G
Word count: ~800
Summary: Post-TSFS; how Scotty and Uhura came to be.
Disclaimer: Not mine.

( Engineering's a tomb or a womb or a belly, Scotty doesn't care which... )